From the Back Nine
So I’m parked out here on the patio. I must say it is a beautiful day here on the 17th hole at Southern Dunes. Sunny, about 98% humidity, not exactly weather for a WOD unless you’re completely certifiable.
Despite all good intentions to work out the week before heading off to Florida, the knee started acting cranky again and I didn’t work out except for a trip to the physio and a few short walks with the dogs. 11 hours in a plane is bad enough; with a sore knee and no class A pharmaceuticals available, I was liable to throttle a fellow passenger over the Atlantic. Better not to risk it. I planed with a pain-free, well-rested knee and de-planed without pain and sans police escort, much to the relief of my family. I’m planning to keep active once I get over the jetlag.
Things are always a bit weird the first day here. Between the jetlag and a 2 am. nosh at Burger King, the old biorhythm gets quite a jolt. I decided to call it a rest day and eat healthy food when I woke up later that morning. Manny’s Chop House is just down the road and I’m slightly tempted to go paleo for 3 weeks, but they also serve buttermilk biscuits and a wicked Jack Daniels chocolate cake. I may be nuckin’ futz but still not crazy enough to pass up Southern cooking when I can get it. Bring on the grits, bring on the pecan pie, Miss V. is back in Dixie!!! I’m off wine for the time being though. There may be places where one can find a good sauvignon blanc in this country, but Central Florida is not one of them.
Since Crossfit is “everything you suck at”, and I pretty much suck at a lot of the activities you might find in any given WOD, I’ve decided to focus this holiday on one element that requires no equipment: the situp. Keeping active Florida style means a light workout involving planks and situps, a little bit of powerwalking with the odd golf lesson in between to keep things interesting.
New Golf Shoes!!!
The Hurdle Test
I don’t know if it’s general practice, but the box where I train posts the WOD each morning. It’s a well-meant gesture, butI quickly discovered that it’s often better to be surprised. Knowing that a myriad of burpees, double-unders, or my all-time favorite, toes to bar (for me its knees to chest) awaits just throws up another little hurdle for me to surmount on my way out the door and I don’t need any more hurdles.
After my very first workout, I took a rest day. The morning of my next workout saw me in the notorious turtle position in bed, unable to flip over and put my feet on the floor. I was raised Catholic, so I did what all lapsed Catholics do: I promised God that if I could get out of bed, I would work out. That seemed to do the trick. First hurdle, known as the “turtle hurdle” cleared.
Sitting on the side of the bed with every muscle I knew I had, and some with whom I was getting reacquainted, screaming in agony, I approached hurdle # 2: getting dressed. A few more promises to God or any other deity who might be fielding emergency calls that I would work out if I could manage to get dressed, and I was dressed.
Hurdle # 3 was driving. The car has a manual shift and I needed to be able to use the clutch. The brake didn’t worry me. Brakes are for sissies. If I could use the clutch, I’d work out. I made it to the box in one piece.
I sashayed like a zombie with back problems into the building where the box is located and was confronted by hurdle #4– the friggin’ stairs. I’d forgotten about the stairs.”Ok, Missy,” I said to myself, “ hike up the big girl panties. You get yourself up those stairs and work out like you mean it.”
The friggin’ stairs
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